- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

hola said the chinese man

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

An Aisian failed a test

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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