A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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An Aisian failed a test

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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