A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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who else is on here?

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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