- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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