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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

tee hee

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Trump will make America great again.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Y u do dis?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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