your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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so how about that irline food

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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