- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Tommy got neutered.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

the power to turn magnetism into light

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

What's 9+10? 19.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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