- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Come in

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Sex vagina. lol.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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