- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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