Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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