why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

my wife out of the kitchen

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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