Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why can't february march Because april may

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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