Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Dyslexia ruels!

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

boobs.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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