- Anti Joke

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.