there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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