- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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