- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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