Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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