- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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