- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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