Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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a man walked into a bar....

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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why are balck people black because they are

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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National security?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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