How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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