Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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10inch nice

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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