Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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karn chevalier

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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