- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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