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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Connor is homo

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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