Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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