- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Girls Lacrosse.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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