Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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