Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Psychics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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