Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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