- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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