I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Blacks

thumb_up thumb_down -3

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

thumb_up thumb_down -3

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Abortion.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

thumb_up thumb_down -3

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's a joke? Funny

thumb_up thumb_down -3

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops