- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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