- Anti Joke

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Equal rights!

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

A man walks into a bar

Reverse psychology never fails.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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