What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

whats the capital of congo famine

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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