- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Women's rights.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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