A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Your existance.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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