How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Replacement Referees

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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