How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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