3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Boob

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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