One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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what is the color of a burp burple

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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