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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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