- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What's red, blue & green all over?

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

so...um, yeah

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

the power to turn magnetism into light

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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