- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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