- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Why? Why Not?

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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