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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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