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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

what is a chicken answer: chicken

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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