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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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