- Anti Joke

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Ain't idn't a word.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.