What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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I love alchohol!

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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