What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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knock knock whos their a person

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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