- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

An Asian with a big dick.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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