What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

wanna here a joke? you.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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