Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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