Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Knock Knock The doors already open

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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