- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Your mom.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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