Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Your face

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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