- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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