- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

did you stub your toe?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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