What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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A seal walks into a club.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Womens basketball

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Roses are red, yup.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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