- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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