What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

The Holocaust

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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