- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Sex education in Texas.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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