Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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