- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

what is orange? an orange

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom