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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

So does Blake

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

m

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

speak now or forever hold your pee

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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