What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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