- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

what's the difference between a crocodile?

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper