- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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