- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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