- Anti Joke

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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