- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Women's rights.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

my egg roll

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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