- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What's a joke? Funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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