Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Pineapple.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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