Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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