- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

where do some birds live in? Earth

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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