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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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