- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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