- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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