Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Death by kayak

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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Pineapple.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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