- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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