- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Women's Rights

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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