Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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