- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What comes after 23? 24.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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