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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Ben Affleck

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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