Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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