Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

women's rights

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

whats white jizz

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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