What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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I like the color potato.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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kaite is dumb that is true

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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