HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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flavin's head

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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