Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

vote this down and i will DOX you

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

wanna hear a joke? i dont

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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