Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Compton

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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