- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Neither did she.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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